First, hold the Popsicle around the frozen part. The stick is useless and just gets in the way.
This insures that you will get a messy as possible. What fun is it to be clean?
Next, take a really big bite. It's delicious and refreshing.
Now, squeal with delight!
Keep eating. When that pesky stick gets in the way, turn your Popsicle sideways.
Don't worry if this makes the frozen goodness fall to the ground. Bend over, pick it up, and eat it anyway. A little dirt doesn't hurt.
When it's all gone, you will be sad. Try crying. Maybe, just maybe, your Mommy will look at your cute face and give you another one.
If you are lucky enough to get a second treat, follow my steps from the beginning and make it a great summer.